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🙂 4/5 - Angry Food
By 👻 @Luke Wahl, 12/18/2022 3:00 am
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This place makes me so angry. The Girl and the Goat is the most perfect exhibit of the modern classic hipster. A totally unapologetic perfectly blended combination of the sensational and superior experience right smashed together with the snobby and bold choices to hold back generosity and slightly abuse customers. This played out during us three hungry guys and our first visit: we loaded up on six dishes given the recommendation, immediately made small fussy talk over the amazing flavors and new foods we had never had, yet dropped dollars just over two hundred before tip, and at the end we were not full in the slightest! Only in this glorified modern goth kitchen, generous with the urban art and full on encompassing Chicago never sleeps atmosphere, with well positioned peaks of light to let you see how dark everything is, could anyone get away with American foreign policy hipster price gouging. Like Dylan Moran, one of my favorite Irish comedians said, America's overseas trick is to find some terrorists in a far flung corner cafe. And while they rant and plot, America gradually builds a Starbucks around them. I noticed The Girl and the Goat plays the exact games, charging insane prices for piddle sized dishes but upon tasting righteous flavors like the chickpea fritters, naan with its incredible sauces, and the indulgent lamb, the waiter almost smirks with, can you still be mad? Well we still can however it sure is difficult! We also hit on the caulilini, skirt steak, and goat belly with my good city sidekick and I sipping a goat fashioned and lychee cocktail. Could not fault any of the dishes besides their sizes and low calorie count, my lychee cocktail dripped with tingling well balanced fruit and Ceres. Now here is the thing, a couple hours earlier we had walked around downtown, tried The Northman for lunch. I had their goat sausage hotdog. Interestingly for only fifteen bucks I was much more full and satisfied than the massive money us men moved at dinner. That goat sausage was beyond belief, rich and decadent, found myself holding it up as tasty as the meats here. There has to be that psychology of spending more internalizes a more experience. In my extensive travels between restaurants of all sorts, some much more expensive than The Girl and the Goat, I've adjusted to better hammer out the mentality that wants to nail me in the wallet just for hype and social stigma. We had done Prasino in La Grange the night before and found a fantastic family owned high class dining experience for entirely reasonable prices and generous dishes. I have become very familiar with Ocean Prime and Fleming's Prime Steakhouse which are national chains catering to top cuisine levels and ensuring Girls and Goats everywhere are plenty full when dropping big cash. I am sure there are others: at this price level it is ideal to at least have a couple menu options that will fix any appetize rather than tease it along into the hundreds of dollars. It was the dessert that really showed up the stingy. After the meager six plates left too much room in our bellies, we had to attempt a finale. Seeing the popcorn and ice cream dish was so hilariously small, could have been a free topping to a DQ Sunday! Quite a shame in the USA to feel almost normal about casually throwing wads of cash into the kitchen and not getting full.
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